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|We've been hearing a lot of adrenaline-pumped rants and raves about 'football' lately, so we figured we'd get in the game. If you have a paid or permanent account, you can send five free soccer balls from Thursday, June 24th, at 4pm, PDT, until Monday June 28th, at 4pm, PDT! You'll see both the free and the $0.99 balls displayed until you've dribbled them to your friends. Please send only one at a time. In other words, you'll need to complete check-out and start a new order for each ball you kick. If you're not receiving vgifts (from friends and/or Frank), you may have disabled them. To enable vgifts, visit Edit profile (under Profile), scroll down to the bottom of the page, and check your settings. Have a ball!|
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For our featured photo and more fun with Frank & Meme, we'll catch you under the cut!
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Doggone Tiger Tale
When we last joined Frank & Meme, they had stumbled into Dr. Fox while attempting to leave Alpha Stein's hospital room. Although Alpha's condition had stabilized, Dr. Nan was left holding the bag, until she pinned Dr. Fox as the owner of the lethal seafood. Upon consulting their loyal advisors, the couple decided to hire Dr. Tiger Sagitarius, a leading forensic pathologist who specialized in pre- and post-mortem pomeranian investigations.
While Frank and Meme awaited Dr. Sagitarius’ arrival, Stan seized the opportunity to take the soapbox. "I think it’s abundantly clear that the owner of the tin foil swan is an attempted killer! I demand to know who ate the shellfish at the Roar Bar on the afternoon in question!"
"Well, I ordered the seafood special, which was fried lobster tail," Dr. Nan promptly confessed.
"I had the frozen tofutti, so it wasn’t me," Meme followed.
"I ate zhe crab cake," Dr. Fox mumbled. "But you are forgetting one key fact," his voice escalated. "It vaz Alpha Ztein who ordered zhe sloop du jour, vhich contained zhe dreaded tuna. Zhis meanz zhat zhe poisoned herzelf! Case closed!!"
"How do you know what she ate?" Frank demanded.
"I am a doctor. Zo, I took zhe liberty to read her medical recordz."
"You can never trust Fox news," roared Dr. Tiger Sagitarius, who pounced on the group out of nowhere, wearing a fiery red lab-coat, her red-painted claws shimmering. "If you examined the patient’s records, you would know that there were two shellfish incidents. You would also know that the sloop du jour contained tuna, which is not a crustacean, so it could NOT have triggered her anaphylactic shock. The culinary culprit for both events was oyster!"
Before Dr. Fox could evade the question, Alpha Stein jolted up in her bed, scanned the room with wild-eyed fervor, grabbed her chest, gasped "Murderer!" and plunked down flat on the bed.
Nurse Chi Wa-Wa and Dr. Nan raced over, each grabbing a limp paw. "I’m afraid it’s t-t-too late… She’s g-g-gone." Dr. Nan shook with tears. Dr. Fox rushed over to console her, but the nurse shooed him away, hugging her tightly.
Dr. Sagitarius is now requesting your insight on who may have poisoned Alpha Stein. Send her your thoughts, and she'll float you over a bouquet of balloons.
Thanks for joining us. We'll see you next week!